i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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