I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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