She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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