I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My feet surprised me
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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