i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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