He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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