PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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