Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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