omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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