Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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