hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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