"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
