We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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