Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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