I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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