Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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