I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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