Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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