I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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