doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
