I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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