Don't you send me to vm
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
this is an emotional support booty call
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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