It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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