i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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