So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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