just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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