When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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