He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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