so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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