We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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