i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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