My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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