thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
