Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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