You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We're facebook friends in real life
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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