that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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