census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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