just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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