thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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