There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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