Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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