I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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