another moral hangover. fuck.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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