if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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