Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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