Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Woke up backwards on a recliner
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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