But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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