Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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