I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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