So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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