Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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