I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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